December 2011
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Bad mother or genuis?
I’m spending the week watching Breaking Bad season’s 1-3 on Netflix and my ten and twelve year old keep watching with me. It’s riveting stuff. I keep peppering the show with, “drugs are bad”, “see what happens when you do meth?”. I think it’s working better than the DARE program.
“He’s not a celebrity, he’s on TLC.”
– My brother, a New Yorker, through and through, as we acknowledged a slightly recognizable person in the West Village.
November 2011
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headed to the city to see Jon Stewart. I am very excited except for the traffic part. The tree lightening is today and Obama is in town for fundraisers. Yay traffic.
“Mr. Bloomberg met daily with several deputies and commissioners, and as more...”
– This meme, of journalists describing elected officials (or, nonsensically, municipalities) as moving to dismantle these protests because their “patience wore thin” is particularly irksome. Because, and any competent editor/reporter should know this, the right to peaceably assemble isn’t subject to...
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October 2011
3 posts
Trees, please don’t fall on my car like you did to the house across the way. Okay?
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Rabbit Rabbit!!!!
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September 2011
8 posts
At the Colbert Report! Waiting to get in studio is very disney-esque.
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“Thank God for the ongoing national humiliation of Rick Santorum, the only...”
– Alex Pareene
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Traffic and a show plus 9/11
“Shortly after (or maybe during) that day, our president at the time, a little fuckhead no one liked, handed over the reins to the most psychotic elements of his administration. In the vast national wave of jingoism, paranoia, dread, and fear that followed, he and his friends led us into an unrelated war they’d been planning beforehand, allowed the CIA to wiretap and torture anyone...
OLD
My daughter Carthy (17), “I’ll be old when I’m twenty-seven. I’ll be to old to get married.”
My son Andrew (18), “You’re not old till you’re thirty.”
August 2011
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Goats
I want a goat who will climb on things and eat the grass. I hate mowing and I think it would be a huge plus to come home and see a goat hanging out on top of the shed. I’m off to google goats on sheds pics.
July 2011
4 posts
I love a wedding at the jersey shore!
Action Park is number one! →
I spent the mid eighties working at Action Park. Did you ever see the late seventies/early eighties Bill Murray movies like Meatballs and Caddyshack? If was kinda like that.
June 2011
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May 2011
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How is a typically bloodthirsty right-winger... →
April 2011
10 posts
“I always felt Moses freed the Jews, Lincoln freed the slaves, and I wanted to...”
– Daily Intel/CNN
how do you attribute a post to a blog that is taken from another source?
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